Art of Problem Solving

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'''Q:''' To what question is the answer "9W"?
why don't you have
'''A:''' "Dr. Wiener, do you spell your name with a V?"
 
'''Q:''' Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?
'''A:''' Because Oct. 31 = Dec. 25.
 
'''Q:''' What does the zero say to the the eight?
'''A:''' Nice belt!
 
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.


A SLICE OF PI
A SLICE OF PI
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'''Q:''' What's yellow, linear, normed and complete?
'''A:''' A Bananach space.
'''Q:''' What does the little mermaid wear?
'''A:''' An Algebra
How do you prove in three steps that a sheet of paper is a lazy dog?
* A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane.
* An inclined plane is a slope up.
* A slow pup is a lazy dog.
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Latest revision as of 20:31, 5 May 2011

hey

why don't you have

A SLICE OF PI

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                    3.14159265358979
                      1640628620899
                       23172535940
                        881097566
                         5432664
                          09171
                           036
                            5